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CLARK BARS!

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A tribute, a website, a candy bar that sticks to my teeth really bad, a poem, a song, some bad art, and a link or two. C'mon in!

 


 Possibly the second best thing I've ever put in my mouth.

 

You want to read some CLARK BAR poetry?
OF COURSE YOU DO!
CLICK HERE

You want to hear a CLARK BAR song?
WHY ELSE ARE YOU HERE?
CLICK HERE

You want to read a newspaper article?
It's about Clark Bars, and mentions me!
CLICK HERE

 

 

GOD BLESS THE NECCO COMPANY FOR SAVING CLARK BARS! THE THIRD TIME IS A CHARM, GUYS!

This page born 10/20/98 and updated 8/24/00

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Did you ever have a grape Nehi with a Clark bar? Did you ever eat a Clark bar in church? God, I love 'em. Don't answer yet - there's more! We'll include the cap-snaffler! It really really works! CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK That's my dog, Clarky. CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK Down, boy! CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK OK, boy, here's a clark bar for you. CLARK CLARK CLARK Good boy! CLARK CLARK CLARK

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